It's ok, don't get out of the way, I'll just MISS MY STOP THANK YOU!

So, ya know, I get it sometimes...it's rush hour and there are a buttload of people on the train and ya gotta live with it, okay? I get that. But when it's time for someone to get in or out, how 'bout you act like a human being and MOVE for a second? Afraid someone's gonna take your spot or something? RELAX, ya ain't paying rent on that door pal. So next time I elbow youz in the ribs or knock ya kid over, don't say ya didn't get fair warning. Buncha freaks. I'm not mad about it, I just hate all of you.
Love,
Edna