10.21.2009

Empty Cart?? Don't get in it.

It's rush hour and you see an entire cart on the train that's completely empty. A little piece of advice: It's too good to be true my friend, because I'm 99.9999999% sure that cart smells like the most horrible and offensive things you could ever imagine. Why??? because there's an unconscious homeless person laying across the seats screaming out random psychotic phrases in his sleep. So I suggest everyone listen to Agnes when she says " just walk yourself to another cart" Even if its crowded and you have to stand the entire way home, its better than inhaling the lethal fumes which emanate off this expired individual. However, if you enjoy that sort of thing, knock yourself out. literally.

Bless ya hearts,
Agnes




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